In Seattle it rains for like 10 months straight, then it’s cloudy and overcast for two months. So, this trick is kind of a necessity. It’s one of the few practical tricks my dogs know. After every walk in the rain, you tell your dog, "Shake." Then you dance around and shake your head and body. After a couple of years your dogs will grow tired of watching you act foolish and t…
Music video by Shania Twain performing Don’t Be Stupid (You Know I Love You): Dance LP Edit (C) 1999 Mercury Records, a Division of UMG Recordings, Inc.
for the love of fucking god
~~In the parking lot~~ Miley: Hey Selena, Demi. Demi: *scared* How’d you find us? Mandy: Easy, we traced the call! Alyson: But… *Kevin walked to his car and looks around* Kevin: Uh…guys. *holds up Selena’s phone* Jasmine: *mouth falls open* But- Kevin: It was stuck in my tire. Joe: Well this is great, this is just great! Miley: Shut your yap! Now you know what we’re here for apparent…